My Sweet Heart

00:59 Ashwani 1 Comments



Girl: "I'm having my operation now, I love you" 
Boy: "..." 
*Girl lays on operating bed* 
*Boy stands there with watery eyes without saying I love you* 
*Girl finishes heart transplant, the boy is gone* 
Girl: Nurse, where is he? 
Nurse says: They didn't tell you who's heart they gave you, did they? 
*Nurse hands girl a note* 
*Girl reads note* 
"I told you it was yours" 

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Married Couple

00:52 Ashwani 0 Comments


A husband comes home drunk, vomits and falls down on the floor.
 Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.

Next day when he gets up, he expects her to be really angry with him… He prays that they would not have a fight.. 
to his surprise, he finds a note near the table that reads:

“Honey, your breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries. I love you.” 
He asks his son about what happened last night.
His son told:
When mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt.. you were dead drunk and you said… 
“Hey lady! Leave me alone… I’m married!

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